Just wanted to put out a friendly reminder of the content of my four year old post that has unexpectedly become the runaway most popular thing I ever put on this blog (as of Monday, there are 288 comments): Jesus is coming back this weekend, May 21, 2011.
At 6pm. Local time.
Well, because God created time zones--just as he apparently created US international borders--the Rapture will begin at 6 p.m. in each time zone.Don't own a watch? Not to worry; you'll know it's 6pm by the earthquake that will occur in each time zone promptly at 6.
I am fortunate to live in the Central Time Zone; all us Midwesterners will have one more hour to get right with God than our friends and family will have on the doomed East coast. But I suppose even sinners on the East coast will have some time to repent while Europe and Asia are shakin' and bakin'.
Bizarre. You can't make this stuff up.