Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Only Four Repenting Days Left before Jesus Returns

Just wanted to put out a friendly reminder of the content of my four year old post that has unexpectedly become the runaway most popular thing I ever put on this blog (as of Monday, there are 288 comments): Jesus is coming back this weekend, May 21, 2011.

At 6pm. Local time.
Well, because God created time zones--just as he apparently created US international borders--the Rapture will begin at 6 p.m. in each time zone.
Don't own a watch? Not to worry; you'll know it's 6pm by the earthquake that will occur in each time zone promptly at 6.

I am fortunate to live in the Central Time Zone; all us Midwesterners will have one more hour to get right with God than our friends and family will have on the doomed East coast. But I suppose even sinners on the East coast will have some time to repent while Europe and Asia are shakin' and bakin'.

Bizarre. You can't make this stuff up.

Monday, May 2, 2011


I love this photo.

hat tip: NYTimes